Fun with words

Reminds me of Balderdash:

• Coffee: a person who is coughed upon.
• Flabbergasted: appalled over how much weight you have gained.
• Esplanade: to attempt an explanation while drunk.
• Willy-nilly: impotent.
• Negligent: describes a condition in which a man absentmindedly answers the door in his nightgown.
• Gargoyle: an olive-flavored mouthwash.
• Flatulence: the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
• Oyster: a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
• Pokemon: a Jamaican proctologist.

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