April fools headlines published

So I'm kind of in print again in the April Fools issue of SojoMail. I would hasten to qualify that by saying its only two headlines, and they aren't very good and the whole issue was a bit of a rushed job, but there you go.

If you find the warnings and gratuitious "Satire" labels to be against the whole spirit of April Fools rest assured that everyone involved in the production of the issue agrees with you. However, They Who Must Be Obeyed insist that even the dimmest of our readers not be allowed to take accidental offense at what we write.

If you really truly want to know which bits were mine, they were the first and last headlines in the Media Watch segment. I'm not actually sure how much sense they'll make to people who haven't been following the American media and the utterly absurd things they have to cover in this crazy nation.

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